Shaq, aka The Big Cactus, The Most Dominant Ever, Shaq Fu, The Big Aristotle, Diesel, Superman - possibly the most the nicknamed man on the planet - has a new hobby and associated nick - The Big Tweet. Shaq is tweeting away on Twitter and the internet is loving it.

Don’t know what Twitter is? It’s a micro-blogging site where you upload short messages called ‘Tweets’ via the web or sms. You pretty much just keep your ‘followers’ up to date with what you’re doing.

It’s a perfect medium for Shaq, who describes himself as ‘VERY QUOTATIOUS’, to show off just how much of a funny mofo he really is.

Here’s some of his recent Tweets ->

“Just helped a man push his car, schwww im tired”

“I JUST MET KIMBO SLICE, DATS A MEAN DUDE”

“AND NO I WOULD NOT FIGHT HIM, I’M A LOVA NOT A FIGHTA”

“Just fed 1200 peopl , bout to go feed 1,000 more, thanks mom and dad 4 raisn me right“

“On my way to the 1st annual phoenix shaqsgivn dinner, feed 750 families”

“Is the new james bond movie any good”

“Didnt get much sleep last nite, laker loss imsomnia, lol “

“THOSE R NOT TYPOS, JUST SAVN MONEY, MORE U TYPE MORE U PAY, LOL”

“Cant sleep, the lakers embarrassed us, im pissed “

“Dam we got smacked”

“Sittin next to steve nash, tryna get hi to join twitter”

“Just saw the the great phil jackson, gave him a kiss on da cheek”

“Why does shane battier always were that golf masters jacket on the bench, lol”

“Question were is dikembe mutumbo??”

“Stuart scott from espn said greg oden looks 42 , lol dats funny”

“Why is steve francis sittn on the houston rocket bench Thingsdat make u go ummmm”

“ABOUT TO EAT DINNER, I PASSED UP 20 MCDONALDS TODAY. I COULDNT DO IT I’M ON A DIET,BUT MCDONALDS FRIES R THE BEST UM UM UM”

And the photo on this page is one of his Tweets too!

Shaq’s been entertaining us for the last 24 hours, but I set the over/under on how long he will keep Tweeting at 2 weeks. He’s surely going to sick of people replying & annoying him soon… But nevertheless, we think this may just get him over the line as an Honorary Beer…  Fat, Funny, eats fries, misses free throws - he’s got BEERS written all over his big ass.

Go sign up if you want to keep up with the Big Tweet - you can follow the Beers too - http://twitter.com/TheBeers