We do this thing where we name ‘Honorary Beers‘. We used to have a long list of esteemed Honorary Beers, but we have scratched them all and are starting again.

And the first name on our all new honor roll is The Machine, aka Sasha Vujacic from the NBA’s Lakers.

The Machine seems to do everything a good Beer would do. He camps, he shoots. Then he plays some crazy defense to get the ball back in order to camp and shoot again. That’s pretty much always our game plan too.

He’s 6-7 but he plays like he’s 6-1. Another tick in the ‘very much beer-like’ column.

He has many lady friends, like Paris Hilton. Tick.

He hates the Spurs and Manu Ginobili. Tick. Only Sideshow likes the Spurs, so it’s somewhat of a Beers tradition for everyone else to hate them.

He has a ridiculously inappropriate nickname. Tick. You can’t shoot better than Machine!

Watch the videos below to see all the reasons why we have named The Machine as our first new Honorary Beer.

These videos were made by the guys at Lakers-Fan.com.