Psycho Snoop Snaps
In a rare sign of aggression from the always cool in difficult circumstances, the unflappable Snoopy blew his top in what can only be described as a psychotic episode, for a brief moment in time making Coops seem sane.
Speculation quickly rose that having his man stolen by a man he could only confront at pearly gates he isn’t quite ready to go to, he in stead found the smallest half size man he could releasing his pent up aggression on the poor near innocent fool.
A spokesmen for ‘Dwarfs who love Red Dwarfs’, Rove McManus, was quick to make a statement: “As a dwarf that loves Red Dwarf I am shocked and appalled at the continuing rampant abuse of small half sized men. Isn’t it enough that these men are half sized, they have suffered enough, clearly this psycho should be at least picking on a half fat man.”
Comment was sought from the Beers and head piker Sideshow had the following to say: “to be honest I wasn’t there to see the incident, but Snoopy has always been a c##t.”
In other news the New Jersey Nets snapped the Miami Heat in Miami when the best point guard in the world who doesn’t play for the Beers plundered them for 20 odd points, a metric shitload of Hermans and Harrys, and a few Plows for good measure.
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Comment by Sidehole on 10 May 2006:
Yer right dog! I did say that. Good read, I like it. I dont know about the part where you said you were always unflappable. Snoop, you are like the loose nut on the car wheel that rattels and then falls off just before the car crashes. And that is not a criticism. It’s all good baby. More more more. Usually Smokey chimes in with a, what shall we say, a Sympathy Spit or something like that. I like that too. You dont feel so alone when there is someone else in the nuhouse with ya. But bottom line is that we are shit, we play a shit grade, thus, the refs are shit. But I would be happy for all refs to start a game calling everything, just to set the standard, and then relax as the game goes on, otherwise it inevitably turns nasty. I also suggest that we negotiate with the other teams more often just to ditch the refs and ref it ourselves. The Ultimate insult.